Ump, b. 1910. In reference to the assassinated president, he often heard the taunt “They shot the wrong McKinley!” RHP, b. 1949. Appeared in five All-Star games representing the Expos, before arm trouble ended his career. 1B OF, b. 1933. These players were famously insignificant. Scholars who have studied McKinley’s work find it to be an easy job: he issued only 20 opinions and two concurrences in 15 years on the bench, none of which were legally significant. Throneberry’s career was a metaphor for the hapless Mets of 1962. (His initials even spelled M-E-T.) Once called out on appeal for missing second base on a triple, Mets manager Casey Stengel challenged the call, but was stopped when the ump replied: “Don’t bother Casey, Marv missed first, too.” For his career, Throneberry hit an anemic .237. RF, b. 1964. Had his best year at the plate in 1996, slugging 29 homers and collecting 138 RBIs.